Stare into the void without interruption with our "Go. Away. I'm Dissociating" doormat.
Perfect for the introvert in your life, or if you hate your neighbors!
Product features
- Made from grade-A tufter coir coconut fiber for durability
- Eco-friendly material for sustainable living
- Anti-slip black vinyl backing for safety - Ideal size of 24" × 16" (61cm x 40.6cm) for versatile placement
- Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts for quality assurance
Care instructions - Place your mat in a covered, weather-protected area such as under an overhang, awning or portico. Do not expose to direct sunlight or excessive moisture. Because these mats are made with natural coir fibers, there may be some initial shedding over the first month of use, it can be easily removed by occasionally shaking the mat to get rid of the loose fibers.
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