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Pink Bleeding Skull Candle

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Lizzie’s Cherry Blood Bath Candle

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All about Skeleton Crew Creations

Hello! My name is Jess, and I'm the HBIC here. Consider me a one-woman show, I literally run this entire joint.

Any who, I'm just a typical middle-aged dog-mom who loves to binge watch true crime and horror movies with my dog. A lot of my candles have pop-culture references from popular movies as well as true-crime vibes. All candles and jewelry are hand-made by me (and only me).

The merch, I phone a friend for. But the designs are conjured by my twisted mind.

I am a true believer that we should embrace our weird, awkward, and slightly offensive but unapologetic personality. Since hell, you only got one life. Make the best of it!

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