Hey, it's me. Your awkward morbid friend.

Hello internet!

    My name is Jess, I'm the HBIC of Skeleton Crew Creations.  And when I say HBIC, I mean I literally run every aspect of my small business.  So you're definitely getting a very personalized touch on each order (but not that type of "no no touch" you show on a doll).

   Since entering my "elder-goth" era a few years ago as the youngins' have been saying, I've been keeping myself busy with hobbies outside of work.  With my very interesting career path (first responder to last responder back to first responder) I needed an outlet.  

    And in case you didn't read that correctly: Yes, I used to work with dead people.

    So I started making my own jewelry, crafting my own candles as well as other handmade goods.  Then I got peer-pressured into creating my own little store, and here we are.  A middle-aged unhinged dog mom writing her first blog that no one will probably read.  But whatevs.

    I center my brand around my awkward personality, morbid sense of humor, and unhealthy obsession with skulls.  Maybe it's a touch of the 'tism, but I've been obsessed with skulls since I was a child.  As you may have noticed (hopefully), some of my candles are actual movie quotes from classic movies.  Some of my merch is designed for my fellow introverts that just wanna be left alone and binge true crime shows.  

    My tagline for my site simply states: "unhinged.  unstable.  unapologetic."

    We are all are slightly unhinged and unstable.  "Unapologetic" is because I do have a dark and offensive sense of humor.  So if you're gonna get all butt-hurt over a joke, than this is not the place for you.  If you're into that, then you're really gonna love my periodic emails and blogs.  

    Just because you're weird doesn't mean you dislike candles.  You gotta set the ambiance right with a skull candle right before a horror movie.  Just sayin'.

    If you've gotten this far, congratulations!  You're a weirdo like me.  Stay along for the ride.  And I promise, you won't be bombarded with emails.  I'm too busy for that shit.  But laughs will be posted.

    And sign up for our email list.  You won't get harassed like a Stage 5 clinger of an ex.

-Jess